Today, I finally gave in to my long-distance boyfriend's requests and texted him dirty things. Any time I would send him something, he would reply, "What?" or "What do you mean?" Either I'm not doing this right, or I'm in a relationship with the most innocent person ever. FML

by Anonymous / 03/14/2014 at 12:06am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

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  • He wants dirty texts? Send him a picture of mud, maybe he'll understand that. Quite dirty if I do say so myself.

    #4 - On 03/14/2014 at 7:00am by Zelphoric

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  • Then mind fuck him

    #1 - On 03/14/2014 at 6:56am by waytoogerman

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