Today, I opened up a Snapchat from my best friend. I received a full and detailed view of her and her boyfriend having sex. All I wanted to know was how her Valentine's Day dinner went. FML
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Today, my best friend wanted to see what my new boyfriend looks like. By chance, he'd sent me a Snapchat a few minutes before, so I opened it to show her, only to see that it was a dick pic. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my two year-old opened one of my boyfriend's Snapchat messages. It was from a girl I've never heard of, with whom he has a 700+ day streak and is one of his top friends. The message said, "I wish?" FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I sent a dude a snapchat of my food. He responded with a video of him taking a shower, naked. FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
Today, I sent a forward to the ladies at my office. When I scrolled down I noticed my personal emails from my best friend were attached. They go into great detail about the sex I had last night, when I was planning on dumping my boyfriend, and that I suspected I had an anal fissure. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
Today, my long distance boyfriend sent me a Snap of him fucking another girl. When he realized he'd sent it to me, he called me, trying to explain, "it's not what it looks like. It was meant for the boys." Two days ago, I made plans to visit him. Guess who's out money and single. FML
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MakeTodayADTR 20
Quite well apparently ;)
hkhan24 23
Well she sent you a picture of dessert!
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MakeTodayADTR 20
Quite well apparently ;)
JMichael 25
He must have taken her somewhere pretty fancy to get after dinner sex.
TuliNya 7
Or maybe she was expecting the sex just as much as he was.
IconicFML 9
In the spirit of FML I saw this taking another turn, one where it was OP's friend and OP's boyfriend.
hashshim 23
#42: I hate the idea that only guys want sex and they have to go above and beyond the call of duty in a relationship for the girl to deem him worthy of having sex with her.
cryssycakesx3 22
I hate that's guys think taking a girl to dinner obligates her to have sex with him.
JMichael 25
Actually 72 not all guys think that way. Also there are some girls that tell a guy he can't have sex unless he does something fancy for her.
persianninja 23
either way that was a bit to much
israelnotjacob 20
63, I totally agree. It pisses me off when people talk as though sex is something guys have to earn from a woman. No women enjoy it as well, and trying to use it against their partner to get things is a terrible way to have a relationship. 72, nobody was saying that the guy taking her out to dinner obligated her to have sex, but yes that attitude would be wrong as well. Either way though the basis of such ideas is that the man is trying to earn sex like he earns a paycheck from work or something. That attitude is wrong because intimacy is something both parties should desire to both give and receive frequently if it's actually love. Lasting relationships are never built on attitudes of earning or being obligated to give intimacy to your partner.
swaggalikethat 22
Now you know how dessert went.
LifeMD 14
I think it's safe to assume it went well.
Breegotcake 14
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Did she do it on purpose? That just wrong. You didn't ask for all of that & probably going to never look at them the same again. Anyways, I hope you had a great valentines day. :)
masterof1 7
NO she TOTALLY went through 5 confirm screens,AND took a photo accidentely.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Did she do it on purpose? Yeah no I dont happen to "accidentally" be jerking off and, by coincidence, out of the blue, filming a snapchat of it then send it to everyone then claim "It was an accident, sorry". What about you?
niallo 23
That's when you take a screen shot of the pic before it deletes itself and send it back as regular text.
cryssycakesx3 22
she asked how the dinner went, not "what did you do afterwards."
Sangue0608 26
@73 unless that was dinner ;)
hkhan24 23
Well she sent you a picture of dessert!
Maverick52 13
I guess it's safe to assume they chose the pound cake.
angeluv_2014 22
Did you screenshot it? ;) ;D
Sangue0608 26
@92 I would have
karlcolt45 19
your first friendly sex tape! friendship milestone!
ElementaryEdGuy 18
I'm still confused, though. How were her arms long enough for a full-detailed shot? Was it a close-up of areas, or did someone else take the picture? O.o
speakersboom 19
The plastic bag from Not Another Teen Movie did it.
Drama77 9
Dude it's totally possible in many ways. E.g: Mirror.
Indianboy9321 25
I bet you can safely say they ate well!
Keoaratr 9
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I'm not sure what to think about this. Maybe you could sharethe picture? That would definitely help me make my mind up.
andrewturtle 16
Aaaand the worst advice award for 2014 goes to...#7!
abusch 9
Not to mention the award for the least knowledge about what snapchat is and how it works..
Squeaky_Tomato 14
Actually 43, you can take screenshots of snapchat.
leonchen7498 12
Why would op screenshot it?
Keoaratr 9
#31: It's a joke. You know, when you're not being serious.
ckerane 16
cheeky cheeky =P
xx000o 27
And a happy VD to her.
karlcolt45 19
ah a play on words..er uh, letters
cometkeeper00 3
I'm almost 100 percent sure this wasn't going for the pun. but good catch
sarcasticlover 30
you'll find someone too! atleast its good that your best friend has a boyfriend :)
silverstream20 20
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Despite the fact it just happens to be the OP's boyfriend she's getting .
Iwannabetreo 11
I really don't think being alone was what OP was concerned about.
leonchen7498 12
#15 it clearly says that its with her and her boyfriend not op's boyrfriend
cryssycakesx3 22
who said OP was alone