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Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Sounds like she was crying about it because she's gonna need that hand later to finish
OP you're kind of an asshole. Just because it doesn't look bad to you doesn't mean she isn't hurting.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014