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Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59494) - you deserved it (25803)

On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

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Much more fun and less painful :) but don't worry about it, maybe it just wasn't the right time. You guys will get there, OP :)

#1 - On 01/08/2014 at 8:15am by sugarysofalof

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sex is overrated anyway. pokémon ftw.

#2 - On 01/08/2014 at 8:16am by Zestus

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