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Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

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On 01/07/2014 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by owl + bungee cord (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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You could've just turned the temperature down

#1 - On 01/07/2014 at 7:04pm by alan2kai13

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Cause of accident - lack of adhesive ducks.

#7 - On 01/07/2014 at 7:08pm by peacefully84

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