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Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44452) - you deserved it (20126)

On 01/04/2014 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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But why in your step sisters room and not your own? Although the rug burn sounds painful.

#2 - On 01/04/2014 at 12:55pm by cocainewhore

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My first thought: why your step-sister's room for your first time?

#3 - On 01/04/2014 at 12:56pm by Welshite

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