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Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next two weeks. My fiancé pointedly asked if my cervix has anything to do with my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51402) - you deserved it (9959)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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Ask him if there is anything wrong with his hand. He could be a bit more supportive and concerned for your condition.

#1 - On 12/10/2013 at 5:53pm by Welshite

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"They don't shut down the whole amusement park just 'cuz one rides broke."

#11 - On 12/10/2013 at 5:56pm by junkman6

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