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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60785) - you deserved it (6635)

On 11/29/2013 at 6:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Well, that's awkward.

#1 - On 11/29/2013 at 12:15pm by horne2

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"Mom! Dad! Guess What!"

#3 - On 11/29/2013 at 12:17pm by J_Kertz

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