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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML


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On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States

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At least you'd make it on 1000 Ways To Die.

#3 - On 11/18/2013 at 12:58pm by metallica_wins

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They used to hand out flavored condoms at my college. My friend had never heard of them before and declared they must taste nasty. Out of curiosity she opened one and started to suck on the rubber. She liked it so much she opened all of them and... we ended up with 30 wasted condoms.

We then had to take her to the doctor when we found out she was allergic to latex. Being that she was a virgin she had never touched latex before.

So, yeah, flavored condoms are apparently delicious and dangerous.

#11 - On 11/18/2013 at 1:01pm by ZombieSnowWhite

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