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Today, my boyfriend's response to me saying "Most women like a bit of filth in the bedroom every now and again" was to start farting in bed. Not quite what I meant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46076) - you deserved it (11112)

On 11/05/2013 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by roughsexgonewrong (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Bet his idea of a dirty pic is a snap shot of a garbage can.

#1 - On 11/05/2013 at 4:55pm by cakefete2

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There is a difference between dirty and filthy.

#5 - On 11/05/2013 at 4:56pm by jdeezy01

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