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Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML

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On 10/27/2013 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Wow, that is very shallow of him.

#1 - On 10/27/2013 at 10:09pm by ApollosMyth

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sounds like you married a boy, not a man. but, on the other hand it could be nerves, talk to him. hopefully he was joking...

#4 - On 10/27/2013 at 10:10pm by ireply_wlyrics

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