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Today, I accidentally texted a picture of my cock to my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26627) - you deserved it (79458)

On 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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stop sending pictures of your Cock to people and you wouldn't be having this issue.

#1 - On 10/04/2013 at 11:32pm by yourmurderscenex

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did he send one back to you?

#5 - On 10/04/2013 at 11:33pm by biologymajor1992

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