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Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22979) - you deserved it (45716)

On 09/21/2013 at 11:09am - intimacy - by CandyCrushAddict (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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That's kinda sad, not gonna lie

#1 - On 09/21/2013 at 8:45pm by jondillboy

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I really don't understand the appeal of that game, or how people can spend hours playing it. Could someone shed some light?

#2 - On 09/21/2013 at 8:45pm by tayza249

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