Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML
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Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary. I decided to come home early to surprise my husband, but I was the one left surprised. I walked in on him in bed with a teenager. I'm six months pregnant with our second child. FML
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML
Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I meant to prank my boyfriend with a fake pregnancy, but when he walked in, he had his elderly mom with him. She saw all the pregnancy stuff I’d set up for the prank and got so excited that she had a stroke, and is now in a vegetative state and might not wake up. FML
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Welshite 39
Maybe he was pranking you in return?
MsConfusedd 27
Well that's one way to get the truth out
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MsConfusedd 27
Well that's one way to get the truth out
steffi90 13
what a shit way to find out about your husbands affair. be strong, men like that arent worth it.
micha090 21
To know your husband has cheated on you is in itself very depressing and to know that he has knocked up the other woman while you are pregnant is heart wrecking OP. Stay strong OP and chop off his balls.
TheCanucklehead 22
44 - I knew I wasn't the only one thinking that...although I hardly doubt it, what if he was joking and acting. That would be A+ acting
Caitie_kid 8
56, I don't think op is pregnant, I think she was referring to the fact that her pretend fetus that she made up for the joke has a sibling.
randome101 12
It's been done before, makes the joke even funnier as the joker becomes the victim
Welshite 39
Maybe he was pranking you in return?
your_ma 27
That's exactly what I thought!!
Snazzy_Snaz 17
You thought I was crying....acting!
Sfaizi24 17
I'm sure op found out a little more details before posting this on the Internet.
jesustitts 20
While it would be awesome if he was pranking her back, one would hope he would have told her immediately, meaning this FML wouldn't have been posted, because she would have known it was a joke. Point is, there's a pretty good chance OP's fetus definitely has a sibling.
ohSNAPyall 26
Whenever I hear about someone's playing this prank, I always wonder if it's because they have an inkling that it's true.
Bree12345 15
Maybe he was just joking too? Hopefully..
Anyb0dyTh 8
I've seen this FML before.
HighasaCloud 46
That's what I was thinking too. OP should definitely check with the office lady in question before filing the divorce papers
golden_warrior 23
Well, he pulled the ultimate prank and now kick the douche to he curb
auro7 18
Maybe he pranked you back?
RedPillSucks 31
Apparently he was pranking somebody's back.
thehumanlyhuman 7
Alright I wrote comment number 7, and for some reason it disappeared. It wasn't moderated. Anyone know why this happened?
TheDrifter 23
Depending on the comment, they may have deemed it too idiotic/insulting for general consumption and simply nuked it rather than giving you the official warning that comes with modded comments.
gracehi 31
24, Sometimes the mods will delete comments that are mildly offensive or could conceivably start an unpleasant debate, or violate the rules in some minor way rather than moderating When your comment is moderated, it counts against you and after a certain number of moderations, your account is either permanently or temporarily suspended. My guess is that the mods delete rather than moderate some comments because they don't want the comment on the thread, but they don't think it's so bad that the commenter should be penalized for it.
AngelSpit 18
if he was "pranking" the other girls back she wouldn't possibly be knocked up
thehumanlyhuman 7
If this is true, can you imagine how awkward this will be for those poor kids? Honestly. If you're going to cheat, at least have the decency to use a condom. "Cheaters" never prosper.
mybubbles2000 13
I am so sorry. Glad you found out now I guess.
terryaly 13
you should have told her that you were pranking too after she admit that she was pranking you.
kinky44 28
Read it again. The wife is saying this, not the husband.
Shootermtd25 7
Ur an idiot Read the FML again
UsernameAnxiety 14
Says the person that uses "ur" in place of "you're."
KawaiiCupcake 14
People write it like that. Not everyone wants to write the full thing out! "Ur" is just a shorter version....
vipirius 18
Seriously, a couple letters is too much for you?
KickItHigh 32
Keep the shortened words to texting.
Axipiter 24
Let's just shorten every word from on. It'd save a lot more time in the long run than just 3 letters and an apostrophe. Maybe we can make a new language out of it.
JennyK1414 13
Let's call it Ebonics! Oh wait..
SMHsohard 22
Actually, in the 60s it was called Esperanto, and the ads in magazines read "F u cn rd ths, u cn bcm a sec n gt a gd jb." It didn't last long.
Welshite 39
I wouldn't refer to my baby as "spawn" either.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
When my friends found out they were pregnant, they referred to it as "Cletus the Fetus" until they found out the gender.