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Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64865) - you deserved it (6265)

On 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by oops - United States (Texas)

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Maybe he was pranking you in return?

#2 - On 09/21/2013 at 1:08pm by Welshite

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Well that's one way to get the truth out

#1 - On 09/21/2013 at 1:07pm by MsConfusedd

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