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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

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On 09/20/2013 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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There's only one reason a condom comes off prematurely. One little reason.

One very LITTLE reason.

#4 - On 09/21/2013 at 10:05am by DocBastard

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Sounds like you are too young if you have to call your mom to go to the emergency room..

#2 - On 09/21/2013 at 10:04am by sassypants93

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