Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
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Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
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9echo 17
I'm just trying to imagine what happened after you walked in... FML
DocBastard 38
What a great girlfriend. She obviously doesn't like fuzzy nuggets.
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9echo 17
I'm just trying to imagine what happened after you walked in... FML
Ray_of_midnight 22
Hopefully she didn't jump from surprise.
9echo 17
Yep, that must have been a pretty close shave.
JennaNGood 21
I can't tell you what would happen if my dad walked in on that. It would involve a wooden bat, aimed at my boyfriends head.
DrownedMyFish 18
23, which head?
michaelaranda 28
Thats why it builds trust in a relationship
theannak 7
33: probably start at one and end with the other....
Ashamed_Sister 60
I'm desperately waiting for OP to follow up.
mFUNdo21 17
knock or you might see ****
nutella_girl_fml 15
I hope someone (who can draw) illustrate this one.
mominzed 19
After OP follows up and with details.
AlexisPaige1124 16
Most likely both
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Kinky but weird
DKjazz 20
Kinky and weird are synonyms.
xSunnyOlivia 17
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Thats nasty. Why was she shaving his testicles for him? Kids these days.
Dracoboxer357 35
3- Probably because when you do around the back side of your ball sack, you're blindly dragging a blade by your jewels. Safety first, everyone! Get a partner to help you reach the questionable areas.....er, or so I've heard. ;P
melons 44
I'd get a mirror and would attempt it myself. How do you relax when someone with a blade is near your balls? There's no way I would trust anyone else when tending to my lady garden.
Kinky_Keena1313 9
I shave my bf ?!
ihateallofyou1 9
I'm wondering how old she is.
Welshite 39
36
GoodLookingGeese 10
Nope.. 86
DocBastard 38
What a great girlfriend. She obviously doesn't like fuzzy nuggets.
Dracoboxer357 35
7- If he's going for the bald and beautiful look for her, then she's not that great; he is for obliging her. For all we know, he might love having his coin purse look like he's got Carrot Top in a triangle choke. ;P
Llama_Face89 33
32- gonna have to agree... Did it once for my girl...that ***** terrible when it starts to grow back...thought I'd never walk correctly again!
TimeDisposalEngi 14
You both are holding babies :) Made me smile
demented_poet 1
From that I'm assuming you like the "all natural" look on your girl, if not, welcome to Hypicrination.
Dracoboxer357 35
58- Well, if you're asking for a little TMI here, I prefer both my woman and myself neatly trimmed, or at least not outright wild, as I do manscape myself, but in no way does that make me a hypocrite: I never said I preferred the upside down Afro look for myself, just that maybe he did. :)
toooldforthis 19
In response to #32.... yes, he is obliging her. She most likely doesn't want hairy things in her mouth and he wants his things in her mouth so he is allowing her to groom him for his pleasure :)
demented_poet 1
69, I wrote that in response to 43, which I probably should have stated. How he wrote it makes it seem as if he doesn't care to groom down there much, and in my experience most guys like that expect a very clean shaven girl.
Dracoboxer357 35
102- Ah, my apologies! That makes more sense. :) Just as a general rule though, I don't hold others to any standard I wouldn't do or expect from myself. :)
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Just be glad she was shaving his testicles instead of "servicing" them.
corporatescoundr 25
Either way... I would be going back to jail.
MWidderAUDI 14
#8-that was probably part of the plan after he washed up. well, if he was planning on washing up...
IloveToLaugh143 21
That's a hairy situation...
klovemachine 24
Not anymore :-D
hghrider123456 9
I hope she didn't slip when you coight them, otherwise her boyfriend may have just become Varys...
strike2867 13
On the other hand, if she did, the father would just laugh it off as a lesson learned
TyT63 12
I would have pulled up my jimmies and jump out the window
Welshite 39
What is it with you and your "jimmies"?
Shrike 23
Not sure, but they sound cumbersome. He should take a cue from the OP and shave that shit.
TyT63 12
just got done shaving my jimmies, I feel better now thanks for the suggestion
NightHawk387 22
Jimmies are pants.
MWidderAUDI 14
so he just got done shaving his pants? what?
mFUNdo21 17
your jimmies would have already been out!
xInwex 12
But, WHY? Dude couldn't shave himself? I wonder how that convo started, "hey babe, can I come over so can you shave my pubes for me?"
SirMichael 13
Too be fair it is an awkward place to shave, and it may have been her idea anyways if she doesn't like them hairy.
Shilokitten666 19
Maybe they were gonna get it on and she doesnt like hairy balls so she shaved them?