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Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds 'lol' to everything which turns me off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50776) - you deserved it (5914)

On 09/13/2013 at 2:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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Next time you guys are having sex, start laughing out loud.

#3 - On 09/13/2013 at 10:32am by Grauncho

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My god, just tell her it's bothering you.

#14 - On 09/13/2013 at 10:42am by klorehore

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