Today, my pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on my lap so I could comfort her. She quickly started laughing in embarrassment as she peed on my leg. FML
by anonymous / 09/09/2013 at 4:16pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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Well, at least you made her laugh! Right?
#1 - On 09/09/2013 at 6:03pm by vrossie_
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She's just preparing you for what a child will be like
#3 - On 09/09/2013 at 6:03pm by slooby
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