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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52623) - you deserved it (6948)

On 08/24/2013 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Isle of Man

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Shhh, just be quiet and let it happen...

#5 - On 08/24/2013 at 9:08pm by tanekdrachonae

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This isn't a criticism of you, but it really blows my mind whenever I hear a girl talk about sex and her "first orgasm." The idea that you can get to sexual activity without ever masturbating is just crazy weird to me. Love thyself first and you won't be so dependent on jerky boys. You deserve better.

#13 - On 08/24/2013 at 9:18pm by SWC_Penguin

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