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Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60394) - you deserved it (21979)

On 08/11/2013 at 11:35am - intimacy - by ass slap - United States (Pennsylvania)

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That was a rude gasture.

#1 - On 08/11/2013 at 1:03pm by YaboyVinnie

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You can never really truly love someone until you've broken the unspoken fart barrier.

#14 - On 08/11/2013 at 1:10pm by thrifting

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