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Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in the Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60120) - you deserved it (7630)

On 08/02/2013 at 10:08am - intimacy - by right (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

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Like its something you can control

#1 - On 08/02/2013 at 1:11pm by WorryNot

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Next time start cursing him and telling him about his mother in hell and try to spin your head around, oh wait, that might hurt.

#2 - On 08/02/2013 at 1:11pm by irisiridescent

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