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Today, my girlfriend wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so she got an assortment of different sized cock rings. She laughed when the one we were trying to use kept falling off, and said to try a smaller one. It was the smallest in the set. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56359) - you deserved it (8101)

On 07/28/2013 at 3:45am - intimacy - by microlovin (man) - United States (California)

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To be fair, if she is happy with you then there isn't any need to feel insecure.

#2 - On 07/28/2013 at 10:00am by Welshite

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It's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean. Keep rockin the boat!

#6 - On 07/28/2013 at 10:02am by jlaginski

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