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Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59522) - you deserved it (5660)

On 07/23/2013 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by MenstruallyFrustrated - United States (Arizona)

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Maybe he's planning on doubling up to, "part the red sea."

#1 - On 07/23/2013 at 5:08pm by rg350dx

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Well he could have forgotten both those facts. I end up picking up stuff I thought I was out of all the time.

#3 - On 07/23/2013 at 5:10pm by ChakatBlackstar

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