Today, trying to flirt with a girl, I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints." FML

by MarkQ95 / 07/21/2013 at 7:58pm / Ireland / Intimacy

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  • What makes you think she would be attracted to you if she was under the impression that you fucked herds of sluts with no rhyme or reason?

    #5 - On 07/22/2013 at 4:28am by Narcoterrorist

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  • Complaining about how you are too good, right?

    #1 - On 07/22/2013 at 4:27am by Infamous_Tora

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