Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
by Anonymous / 07/18/2013 at 3:01pm / Netherlands (Limburg) / Intimacy
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Next time when he wants some, push him off and point to his computer and tell him to enjoy.
#5 - On 07/18/2013 at 8:13pm by MissWhitneyB
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Well, next time he wants a blowjob, tell him you're not in the mood and enjoy a nice banana.
#6 - On 07/18/2013 at 8:13pm by ireply_wlyrics
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