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Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56776) - you deserved it (6052)

On 07/18/2013 at 3:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Limburg)

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Next time when he wants some, push him off and point to his computer and tell him to enjoy.

#5 - On 07/18/2013 at 8:13pm by MissWhitneyB

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Well, next time he wants a blowjob, tell him you're not in the mood and enjoy a nice banana.

#6 - On 07/18/2013 at 8:13pm by ireply_wlyrics

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