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Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck and with a hard-on, then declared he was "The Penis Man" and slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47994) - you deserved it (16530)

On 07/14/2013 at 1:03pm - intimacy - by peniswoman (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

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Men will be boys!

#1 - On 07/14/2013 at 6:23pm by zed34

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Wow, you sound like a bundle of fun, OP...

#2 - On 07/14/2013 at 6:23pm by mkid232

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