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Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92435) - you deserved it (10330)

On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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"Young lady, you are a virgin until I say you're not!"

#15 - On 07/11/2013 at 12:44pm by fuckmylife518

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No use being mad about it now. All you can do is make she values herself, doesn't give in to doing things she doesn't feel comfortable with and teach her about appropriate protection. Also, probably time to consult the lady doctor. I believe their recommendation to visit once one becomes sexually active or reaches age 21 still stands.

#17 - On 07/11/2013 at 12:44pm by reeses_pieces12

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