Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying" encounter after we stupidly forgot to turn off the baby monitor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my parents leave the baby monitor in my room when my boyfriend stays over. FML
Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML
Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
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assassinbanana0 20
Be lucky your aunt wasn't in your closet
isallwaysme 27
why didn't she turn off her baby monitor instead of listening to you two.
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Comments (87)
assassinbanana0 20
Be lucky your aunt wasn't in your closet
apaloosa_fml_fml 21
And holding a cake, that could've been awkward!
RoboCunnilingus 23
What cake?? The cake is a lie!
KeXu 6
You're right, 1 and 16. That would make a good FML.
green2go 14
Please let that be sarcasm
JimmyRustle25 6
Surprise!
aimee0027 17
She's referring to another FML 34
fareith 15
Am I the only one who is wondering why they did this in the baby's room? Kinky
VentingToRandoms 8
LOL I remember that post. #1 ftw
NoFlippinWai 24
73. "Baby's room" was probably their room first and still.
Ultimawolf25 19
Those monitors can be very dangerous! Who knows what else others have heard! Poor them...
isallwaysme 27
why didn't she turn off her baby monitor instead of listening to you two.
MsConfusedd 27
Well if she's not getting any, she might as well enjoy the show!
assassinbanana0 20
I'm pretty sure she didn't enjoy hearing her niece have a "satisfying encounter" with her boyfriend
zinoxity 23
Yeah because everyone enjoys listening to their family members getting off...
Smoldering 15
Some people like to listen
zandalee 20
And some people should be taken away in padded vans...
wolfgold2 20
and some people like to join...
NoFlippinWai 24
and some take notes.
beehardxcore 26
Proof that you know what causes a need for baby monitors! Was it at least just an audio monitor, or one of those newfangled video ones? Either way, FYL!!
MsConfusedd 27
Well you've already given yourself the ydi (or I guess idi) so I'll just agree
DocBastard 40
Having sex with a baby in the house? Scandalous! Having sex with your aunt in the house? ****.
Damian95 16
Cue the music and dim the lights.
klovemachine 24
bow chicka wow wow :-D
Smoldering 15
Hey the doc is back in town!
AestheticGuy 21
@Doc thats sarcasm and mocking moralfags, right? ........ Right??!?
bruins46 6
This is not a FYL. This is a **** your aunt's life.
rg350dx 29
Well, I mean, OP did get ******.
Confruzzled 10
Why was there a baby monitor in the room you were getting it off in... Dont **** in front of the children!!
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Just because there was a monitor in there doesn't mean there was a baby in there at that time.
gators1995 30
He is just being comical dude ^
wolfgold2 20
Sex ED is getting better and better each year
chanellgymnast 17
You should've known better.
ThePaul007 14
You must have a creepy aunt.
avapaige1234 19
Yeah, because she had a horrible experience of hearing her niece have sex.