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Today, while at the doctor's, a week overdue with my first child, I was told that sex and orgasms can sometimes help to induce labor. On the way home, my boyfriend asked for road head, arguing that "She said that stuff about orgasms." Not you, honey. FML

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On 07/08/2013 at 1:03pm - intimacy - by realitybites (woman) - United States (New York)

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You could have said that having sex with him caused the problems!

#1 - On 07/08/2013 at 4:53pm by pwnman

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It's not an exact science, so you might as well give it a try.

Anyways, if porn teaches us anything, it is that women get very powerful orgasms from giving blowjobs. Kind of a win-win proposition!

#3 - On 07/08/2013 at 4:54pm by perdix

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