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Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55035) - you deserved it (7749)

On 07/06/2013 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by hamburger - United States (Michigan)

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sounds charming...

#1 - On 07/07/2013 at 4:35am by The_Water_Ninja

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Sounds like we know what's cooking for dinner!

#3 - On 07/07/2013 at 4:35am by datgamerchick

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