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I don't know if this is a common occurrence or not but I can please myself much better than any man has ever pleased me.

#4 - While I cannot say whether it is a majority or minority (because I am neither a professional statistician nor a woman), it is an unfortunately common problem. What will help to at the least bridge the gap between pleasure you get from others and that which you get from yourself is clear, honest communication.

#4, Maybe that's because you know your body better than anyone else.

#1, it'll have to be hard if she wants sex. You can't even get started with a floppy penis.

Lmao!!

#4, I think you just spoke for every woman in the past, present and most likely future.

Except for OP.

That's a negative #32. Not every female is the same. You women love the D. The thirst for it will never dry or vanish from your minds.

If OP wants pleasure, she can go on the Internet and there are tons of guys looking for sex...There are so many easy ways to find a horny person nowadays...It's disturbing

But she wants to come out of the experience alive and not raped in holes she didn't even think of.

42: Um... So by your logic lesbians and asexual individuals don't exist?

I she can't give herself an ******, some random guy who doesn't know anything about what she likes probably won't be able to give her one either.

Don't know why you're getting down votes, it's so true!

No wonder your wife isn't affectionate with you.

Notice op is female

#87. OP Is a girl. it says lonely girl as her nickname.

Also try finding a place that turns you on. Why do people have sex in a kitchen, the park, etc.? Because it gives a heightened sense of awareness.

Maybe it's time she invests some time into getting a guy.

Is that an invitation!? ;-)

Sadly, it's most common that if you struggle solo it's harder with a man. I wish it worked that way! Though the women know the lady-form better ;)

Wut?

66, ain't that the truth!!

68, she's saying OP should go for women :)

sigh..., I'll bite. A grape???? And why would she want to massage her fingers?

I think maybe you need to start taking the little yellow pills?

**** in the pants.

exactly, grape reference is from that song. Also #45, if you don't know what a finger massager is...well...I digress

Or a woman

Felt up with a "Pfister"? Sounds right up my alley! :P

#30, a "Pfister" sounds kinda S&M. Wouldn't a nice girl prefer a "Moen?"

Nice girl? Ha! Just blame my "American Standard".

Another thing to do the trick is if you have a showerhead on a hose, fill the tub up just over your ******** and then detach the showerhead from the hose. More cold water means more power and holding it against yourself is just like owning a clit vibrator.

I'd like to be a fly on your walls. An FML post that has beautiful women openly giving advice on how to get themselves off? ******* awesome!

You know how much easier it is for a guy? Plop down on the bed, whip out the dick and have at it. Females actually have to strategize 0_o

I like the way you think.

Why didn't they teach us this in schools? I mean would society be a lot more relaxed if everyone had a good sex-life?

Expert!

Its a well known fact that a person can satisfy him/her much better than anyone els due to the fact that you know what you want.

I think we would all be grateful if you could give a visual demonstration