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Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43032) - you deserved it (20699)

On 07/02/2013 at 2:47am - intimacy - by lonely girl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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.... Find a man! It shouldn't be hard if you want sex.

#1 - On 07/02/2013 at 12:57pm by Juneyah1017

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Maybe it's time to invest in a toy.

#3 - On 07/02/2013 at 12:58pm by keverdeen

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