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Man or woman?

Today, my mom left for a bachelorette party. She forgot a gift, so she called me and made me go into her closet, pick out a sex toy from the "box of gag gifts", and bring it to her. Should I pick anal beads or a cock ring? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54659) - you deserved it (4460)

On 06/24/2013 at 2:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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Both!

#1 - On 06/24/2013 at 5:13pm by cuppycakeslove

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Why not both? *Mexican Music*

#6 - On 06/24/2013 at 5:15pm by smartkid212

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