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Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68154) - you deserved it (19313)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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You just met God. Be in awe.

#1 - On 06/01/2013 at 10:51am by NickaPLZ

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Hey, now you can safely have sex. It's a win-win scenario. A little embarrassment is worth it.

#2 - On 06/01/2013 at 10:51am by Transfusion

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