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Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48080) - you deserved it (5937)

On 05/31/2013 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

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Like mother, like daughter

#10 - On 05/31/2013 at 11:37pm by ColbyGB

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look at it this way, maybe one day you can tell your younger brother/sister you heard their conception.

#6 - On 05/31/2013 at 11:34pm by firechicky

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