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Today, my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him and his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom and said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, forget her. But I never forgot your mom, that's how I stole her from your dad." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52556) - you deserved it (3580)

On 05/26/2013 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by MsAnonymous17 (woman) - United States

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That's plain rude.

#2 - On 05/27/2013 at 2:47am by tootsie68

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At least he's not your biological father so you don't have those genes.

#5 - On 05/27/2013 at 2:47am by elephantsarecute

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