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Today, I learned my husband has what he calls "grumpy wife sex" specifically to cheer me up. I don't know if I'm more annoyed that he casually mentioned it after we've been together for 10 years, or that it actually works. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38948) - you deserved it (10460)

On 05/02/2013 at 11:59am - intimacy - by MommaAnnie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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Offended? be grateful! He actually cares about cheering you up and in the best way ever!

#11 - On 05/02/2013 at 12:56pm by Jemm

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Just be glad he's not having grumpy cat sex.

#5 - On 05/02/2013 at 12:54pm by FreshPie

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