Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2013 at 2:56pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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You sure were hard...
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#8 - On 04/24/2013 at 5:44pm by DocBastard
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#1 - On 04/24/2013 at 5:36pm by cuddly_scorpion
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