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Today, while practicing a song in choir, I got a boner. Trying to cover it up, I tried sitting down. My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of the whole class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69535) - you deserved it (9186)

On 04/23/2013 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Soundofaboner - United States

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Good ole' random boners

#1 - On 04/23/2013 at 4:26pm by KeXu

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You were so on key you got a standing ovation from your buddy downstairs

#19 - On 04/23/2013 at 4:32pm by rg350dx

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