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Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML

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On 04/21/2013 at 6:20am - intimacy - by loving wife - Australia (New South Wales)

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Congrats on the newborns

#1 - On 04/21/2013 at 9:33am by Bree12345

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Can you really blame him for being suspicious when just 10 days ago, you had two people get between your legs?

#5 - On 04/21/2013 at 9:36am by FreshPie

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