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Today, my long-distance girlfriend drunk dialed me and told me she was horny. Surprised, I exclaimed, "You're horny?" without realizing my boss was right next to me. FML


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On 04/19/2013 at 2:00am - intimacy - by Wallz99 (man) - Pakistan (Azad Kashmir)

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Why so surprised anyway?

#2 - On 04/19/2013 at 10:00am by daytoday21

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Drunk, horny and far away? Your boss knowing that is the least of your problems. A man on her end of the phone should be of more immediate concern to you!

This is not going to end well.

#8 - On 04/19/2013 at 10:04am by perdix

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