Today, my long-distance girlfriend drunk dialed me and told me she was horny. Surprised, I exclaimed, "You're horny?" without realizing my boss was right next to me. FML

by Wallz99 / 04/19/2013 at 2:00am / Pakistan (Azad Kashmir) / Intimacy

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  • Why so surprised anyway?

    #2 - On 04/19/2013 at 10:00am by daytoday21

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  • Drunk, horny and far away? Your boss knowing that is the least of your problems. A man on her end of the phone should be of more immediate concern to you!

    This is not going to end well.

    #8 - On 04/19/2013 at 10:04am by perdix

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