Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML
by Gurior / 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm / Canada / Intimacy
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Respect her values dude, if you love her enough you will wait. And loosing her virginity is much different than her job.
#3 - On 04/16/2013 at 5:44pm by simplysarcastics
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well, you can't get pregnant from a cow's ass
#1 - On 04/16/2013 at 5:43pm by fuzz97
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