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Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML


I agree, your life sucks (73725) - you deserved it (12996)

On 04/16/2013 at 9:27am - intimacy - by notacaveman (man) - Netherlands

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She sounds like a bitch anyway. Plenty of other women out there.

#1 - On 04/16/2013 at 1:07pm by SynysterNero

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It seems like she was just looking for a way to get you to break up with her and when you didn't, she did it herself. Bitch.

#4 - On 04/16/2013 at 1:08pm by raulhijazi

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