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Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML

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When he wants to have sex next time,
yell out "You shall not pass!"

If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your vagina, that would be great.

#4 - On 04/08/2013 at 10:05am by RedPillSucks

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"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."

#1 - On 04/08/2013 at 10:03am by twilightriforce

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