Today, I brought a girl home from a bar. Things were getting hot and heavy when she asked if I had a condom. I opened my wallet to grab the one I keep in there, only to find the empty wrapper in its place; it was the only one I had. It seems drunk me is a bigger jerk than I thought. FML

by Marco / 04/01/2013 at 5:00pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • Well, it's not good for the quality of the condom to keep them in your wallet anyway.

    #2 - On 04/02/2013 at 3:06am by Squygm

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  • "don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die."

    looks like drunk you was remembering coach carr's sex ed lesson. he was just looking out for you!

    #11 - On 04/02/2013 at 3:11am by lissa_jade

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