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Today, while working at a porn store, a group of six people tried to return used toys and penis pumps. Even though you can't return any items, it's still an unfortunately common occurrence. The semen in these particular toys, however, is not. All of them began shouting at me for not refunding them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43807) - you deserved it (6167)

On 04/01/2013 at 7:57am - intimacy - by ohgodwhyyoufreaks (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Oh my god... how are some people this stupid? That's disgusting.

#1 - On 04/01/2013 at 12:52pm by Linkerdoodles

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Babe, you work at a porn shop. Complaining about cum-filled returns is like a telemarketer complaining about death threats.

#8 - On 04/01/2013 at 12:55pm by peachykeenLNG

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