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Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to "the frogs in the wall". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14369) - you deserved it (31109)

On 03/10/2013 at 3:41am - intimacy - by lolk - United States (Arkansas)

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Great idea having sex in your bedroom while the entire family is home and your little sister is in the adjoining room.

I salute your brilliance, madam.

#4 - On 03/10/2013 at 10:46am by DocBastard

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Doin' it froggy style

#3 - On 03/10/2013 at 10:45am by lordslaya53

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