Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Clearly the excitement has yet to vanish from your marriage.
Pleonasm 35
For some people, jumping sheep puts them to sleep; for your husband, jumping you puts him to sleep. Sounds like a very pleasurable way to seek sleep if you are an insomniac.
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Comments (88)
DooleyFTW 17
Clearly the excitement has yet to vanish from your marriage.
IAmJad 18
His boner did.
wlddog 14
Or.... Or..... He was really tired. He was a trooper for trying, but eventually the human body simply stops working.
OneNightStander 6
I don't understand how people get tired during sex. I never have and don't think I ever will. Haha
eric40962005 8
62 You are ******* 16 you gotta be joking
LarryLaDouche 13
I hear his hand is quite the trooper
mimomisu 3
yeah...obviously someone young or not very occupied during the day
omg36 7
16 year olds can have sex... They don't get tired though that's for damn sure
chlorinegreen 27
Yeah 16 year olds can have sex, they made a whole show about it. I think it's called 16 and pregnant?
happle 21
Sometimes they just get tired. I wouldn't worry too much.
ShannyAK 16
Yeah op, don't take it to heart maybe he had a long day
Damitol 3
He could have narcolepsy.
420Zombie 17
haha I think if he had narcolepsy then op would be aware of it and remain unoffended. that would be crazy if people developed narcolepsy as they aged though.
21jason 9
Narcolepsy does get worse as you get older...
Say_Hey22 6
Some people go their whole life without realizing they have narcolepsy. And in most cases, it gets worse as you get older and if you don't know you have it, you'll never get the medicine that helps keep you awake
tmmundy 17
That's true. He could possibly have narcolepsy. I am 42 and according to my doctor I may have had it for a long time, it just got worse as I aged. I didn't start falling asleep driving, talking on the phone, etc., until I was in my early 30's. So it is very possible op's husband may be narcoleptic.
WeWalkIn1D 11
Finish it tomorrow.
Pleonasm 35
For some people, jumping sheep puts them to sleep; for your husband, jumping you puts him to sleep. Sounds like a very pleasurable way to seek sleep if you are an insomniac.
Enslaved 36
Jumping sheep? I've heard of counting sheep to put you to sleep. Is that like a shepherd's leap frog? (:
Pleonasm 35
They jump over gates, you count them ;)
Enslaved 36
Oops yeah, I got that image after I already sent my comment. :P I feel sheepish.
perdix 29
#26, Shhh! Don't ask him too many questions! I've heard rumors about farm boys and I don't think you want to know the details. Suffice it to say that I was once in a feed store and noticed they sold Valentime's cards that said "I Love Ewe." Ick!
Enslaved 36
"ValentiMe's"? Somehow I feel there's a hidden joke in that spelling.;) Speaking of jokes: What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, Get Off My Ewe!"
perdix 29
#35, nice try! You want us all to think you are so good, but a few of us know that you are really baaaaaa-d. ;)
gc327072 30
The amount of winky faces in this thread is TOO DAMN HIGH!
deathhill3 40
;)
perdix 29
#45, even worse, I've used the semi-colon/close parenthesis emoticon so often, I've developed a facial tic!
Enslaved 36
Yeah, and most of the time I can't write a comment without my tongue hanging out. :P
eric40962005 8
Well get that tongue some exercise ;)
HowieDoIt 21
I ran into this problem, you have to find the guy with the poke flute to wake him up.
Pleonasm 35
If she can put up with someone that fat on top of her, she must be a wailord.
carleybeak 21
He must be a Snorlax.
TylerBurden 21
But unfortunately his flute went soft. Play on it and I bet a wild snorlax appears.
upyourzlolz 11
Nah. Just play with his Sudowoodo and it'll start dancing again. :P
KingCeltic77 18
You should spice up your love life then.
LarryLaDouche 13
A dash of cayenne should do the trick
klutz44 28
Maybe that was the problem, Ambien sex gone wrong.
challan 19
That is when you roll him over and wake his ass up. Sounds like missionary is getting kind boring op! If that doesn't work... Take maters into your own hands. Literally.
doctorhook86 24
10: Challan, do you ever stop being awesome?
challan 19
I try not too, Doctor Hook.
Enslaved 36
"Dream on, dream on, dream on. Dream until your dreams come true." Did you wear him out? Maybe he just needed a little power nap. Wake him up in 20 minutes. ;)
perdix 29
Maybe if you didn't lay there stock-still and file your nails while he's banging you, he might find it exciting enough to remain awake.
Dracoboxer357 35
13- Sounds like you know a little much about this fml, Perdix. Will you be having a chat with your wife about posting this later, or confiscating her nail file? ;) (tease!)
perdix 29
#42, for our tenth anniversary, I got her a shock collar. With a few well-timed jolts, I get her to bring out the pre-engagement maneuvers that sucked me into this man-made hell in the first place. Winky-face!