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Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30304) - you deserved it (3288)

On 03/09/2013 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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Clearly the excitement has yet to vanish from your marriage.

#1 - On 03/09/2013 at 9:49am by DooleyFTW

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For some people, jumping sheep puts them to sleep; for your husband, jumping you puts him to sleep.
Sounds like a very pleasurable way to seek sleep if you are an insomniac.

#5 - On 03/09/2013 at 9:55am by Pleonasm

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