Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
by Anonymous / 02/17/2013 at 2:19pm / Botswana (North-East) / Intimacy
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Those are some serious self-esteem issues you have there.
#1 - On 02/17/2013 at 8:40pm by Whytetrash
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At least it was a dream and not reality. Don't be so hard on yourself.
#3 - On 02/17/2013 at 8:42pm by kingsian
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