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Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48217) - you deserved it (2814)

On 02/01/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by thoughtidseenitall (man) - United States (Colorado)

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At least it wasn't in her mouth.

#2 - On 02/01/2013 at 11:24pm by julielee509

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How are some people so unhygienic? I just don't understand!

#1 - On 02/01/2013 at 11:23pm by taniamw

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