Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML

by yourmainman / 01/28/2013 at 12:03am / Canada / Intimacy

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  • You sound like a caring boyfriend... But seriously you could've asked to shower together? Your girlfriend is definitely dumb though. Good luck.

    #2 - On 01/28/2013 at 6:04am by superpoptart

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  • Omg op that's disgusting! You guys didn't have any chocolate?

    #1 - On 01/28/2013 at 6:04am by K92

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